Ding Dong!
Sing Song!
So Nana is turning 95, or you feel like quitting your job, or maybe propose to your girlfriend at prom. Call the ding-dong who sings songs! He'll sing your greetings for you perfectly, or maybe not, guaranteed!
The ding-dong who sings songs will dress up.
The ding-dong who sings songs will dress down.
He will twist & shout,
He will shake it all about,
He will bust a move,
And rock a groove.
He may, if he feels like it, even deliver your specialized custom telegram message...the way he wants to, anyway.
But he will, definitely, NOT take your "unsophisticated" opinions and disagreements on his "art".
And he will, definitely, talk about all you Philistines on his podcast.